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IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm, #123368
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm, #121121
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am, #121119
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am, #121113
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am, #121110
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #121096
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility




TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm, #254473
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239462
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm, #222943
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #222933
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am, #222932
what a good ph**o!


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am, #170263
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am, #170262
Glass these windows have none


TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...




T R U S T - “Trust is like a vase. Once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”


TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.5/5

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justme - May 23, 2011, 2:06 pm, #218953
great poster 5l
rerun - May 22, 2011, 5:48 pm, #218912

superb


TRADING PLACES -


TAGS: justice
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:24 pm, #199760
5 Soaps on a Rope from me.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 4:57 pm, #198979
If you watch the documenties on these jails a great deal of inmate relaps because life is so much better for them in Jail. Nothing to worry about other then getting up and who's doin who....


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by justme

deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm, #228892
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm, #227189
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm, #227139
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am, #224419
d*** right we have to go back!


KLUTZES - We all know one




TRAVEL AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: australia
Rating: 3/5
moooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:55 pm, #85751
That b**** was lying. baby murder rarely brings out the best in people.
LogicDude - June 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #85712
I heard a dingo ate your baby...
Jason dinAlt - June 10, 2009, 4:54 am, #85689
Backpacker murderers should be where kylie is, fires should be where giant spiders is, scorching desert should be where angry natives is, and dingos should be where the second N in NOTHING is.


REVENGE -




BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE - Right behind that Mustang


TAGS: mustang bmw funny
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Arin Singh

CANADA - August 14, 2009, 12:28 pm, #108353
dude, if your trying to make your moped sound tough do it somewhere else
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:26 pm, #108349
you know why a moped is faster than a mustang? the moped will make it to the finish line without breaking first.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:24 pm, #108347
the mustangs are only out front b/c they get a head start. see those porsches in the back?
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:51 am, #79006
These are pretty enjoyable races.
The7thGuest - May 9, 2009, 8:13 am, #78999
I would actually like to know which race this was. Koni Challenge ain't half bad, eh, GT racing in general is awesome.
mustngsally - April 25, 2009, 4:10 pm, #75389
Where it will remain


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm, #227513
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am, #227503
This is one of the best


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am, #245604
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am, #245596
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am, #245424
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm, #238312
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm, #238309
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am, #222846
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am, #222839
hehehe, ni5e


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TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by fps_jurvis

Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am, #248912
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm, #74520
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am, #44449
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am, #233254
140637


WHIP IT - Whip it good


TAGS: you must whip it
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

aemergt - June 3, 2013, 8:32 pm, #246263
didn't read it all but it was cool that's why I made this comment and then I finish reading it.


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm, #236245
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257652
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm, #257566

And so it begins...


SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU -


TAGS: whitney houston dead
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 5:33 pm, #229538
I had no idea who she was until sunday...
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 12:22 pm, #229522
I'm delighted to see that all that w5rk is beginning to pay off. You almost had me. I'm here forever now; muhahahahaha... :)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 12:10 pm, #229520
Hahahaha 5o cruel


ALL IN GOOD TIME -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm, #251889
Well played sir.


FOR ALL -


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm, #234741
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm, #234633
The subject of same *** marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm, #234622
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am, #234613
So sad but so true


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!


TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm, #230239
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am, #223255
I wi$h!


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am, #168519
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am, #168515
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm, #168510
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club


TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by copperpaul

Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm, #178208
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am, #177960
LMFAO! This is gold!


C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute


TAGS: c4 bunny mythbuster bomb suicide
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Frikkie500

Alixian - November 11, 2011, 6:45 am, #225719
exploding bunnies, pure awesome
fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:41 am, #225642
Mythbusters: Paying homage to Caddyshack :)


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am, #213385
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am, #213383
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


ZOMBIES -




FEARLESS -


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm, #192057
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am, #191935
Compilation?
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm, #191934
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm, #191795
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm, #191793

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm, #191756
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm, #191754

perfect.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am, #225115
Thats a ripper.


JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans




HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - Because a dozen roses is played out.


TAGS: crustacean
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by TheCatdaddyC

observingthisplanet - February 8, 2014, 11:43 am, #252784
What is THAT!!!
SteveFurlong - March 31, 2012, 3:07 pm, #232475
Why is it rated so low? I thought it was hilarious and so did my wife.
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:16 pm, #211155
Drizzle, I hope that's a BIG BOTTLE of shampoo !
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:46 pm, #147095
I have some shampoo that could help him with that...
Skeeter11766 - December 20, 2009, 11:31 pm, #147088
Nothing says love like something from a triple sausage pizza induced nightmare.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 3:41 am, #145881
Looks like something that survived the Permian extinction.


CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm, #235054

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm, #235034
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am, #235015
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am, #242423

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am, #242422
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188194
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm, #167941
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm, #165645
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am, #165563
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm, #165537
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm, #165531

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm, #165522
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm, #165519
Thank you, Airman.


IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!




JUSTICE -


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rerun

fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm, #251022
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm, #251021
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm, #251020
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm, #216014
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm, #215948
Nice!
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm, #215933
No Kidding


HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...


TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226798
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm, #226769
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm, #226742
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm, #226741
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!


DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?


TAGS: australia australian kangaroo sidney cake
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:12 am, #225618
thats true, in australia we ride emus


DIRECTIONS -




TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Jenna3220

spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -




AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.


TAGS: australia challenge
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by valkor

ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:47 pm, #210945
Bushfires? What you need is some KY.
Kohnel - January 26, 2011, 7:32 pm, #210936
yeah we need some sort of a piping set up to move some of that water from the eastern states over here to werstern australia to put out our bushfires
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:29 pm, #210883
A WO2 I know in the Aussie Army told me that there hasn't been any flooding but rather, in light of recent droughts, the country was simply stockpiling water for future use and is now looking for reliable retention methods.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 8:09 am, #210855
the water is a recent thing. was twenty years of drought before that. but there is no place like home :)
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:34 am, #210846

n1 valkor. reminds me of Canada actually but with alot of water instead of snow.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 6:46 am, #210840
that we are.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:14 am, #210837
Aussies are a tough breed.


WISHES -


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am, #201205
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am, #201202
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am, #201201
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am, #201192

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm, #201095
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm, #201355
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm, #201354
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm, #201340
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm, #201339
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm, #201337

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm, #201335
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #201327
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm, #201314
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm, #201312
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #201311

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #201310
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm, #201309
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm, #239876
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm, #179729
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm, #178441
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am, #177378
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am, #175985
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am, #175836
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am, #175570
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am, #235821
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm, #225244

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am, #225215
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


AUSTRALIANS - Only they would name a swimming pool After a prime minister Who drowned at sea.


TAGS: australia
Rating: 4.12/5

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Grimnir - May 28, 2012, 1:23 pm, #235295
The mayor of Vancouver that asked for the 2010 Olympic winter games was in a wheelchair from skiing into a tree...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:39 pm, #234598
5 likes...made me chuckle


WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am, #210682
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am, #245030
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm, #210292
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm, #201097
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am, #201029
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am, #200154
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am, #200148
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am, #200139
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am, #200137
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am, #200136
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am, #200131
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am, #200130
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am, #200122
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am, #200117
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am, #200116
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




LOVE - We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.83/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:45 pm, #217008
I have always loved this quote. 5L, good stuff
rerun - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm, #217006

excellent. Post this to motitwist as well.


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:25 am, #256802

test
falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am, #227243
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am, #208748
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm, #208681
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am, #208658
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am, #208653
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am, #208648
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm, #208646
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm, #208619
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm, #208617
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm, #208615
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am, #227721
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.65/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #225908
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm, #215598
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213233
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




MILK? -




MUSTACHE -




DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie




:) -


TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm, #232147
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm, #232133
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am, #232015
Good One.


MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm, #239452
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.


TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.71/5

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zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm, #242982
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm, #242981
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am, #149448
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am, #149447
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am, #149446
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm, #135051
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm, #128443
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am, #72435
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm, #57013
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am, #46952
Great movie.


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am, #104145
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


KARI BYRON - The reason I watch Mythbusters


TAGS: mythbusters
Rating: 3.01/5

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spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:15 pm, #47727
who say a geek will always look b*** ugly...
Foggon - September 29, 2008, 3:02 pm, #24258
Lol Thehattinninja - did you find the pic? :P
thehattinninja - August 29, 2008, 10:34 pm, #17714
okay foggon thats great! just go ahead and tell this to the world!!! see if i care! *opens another tab in his browser and search's this* ...I... hate... you...
Foggon - June 26, 2008, 12:52 pm, #7097
Try doing an image search in Google with the parental controls turned off....nice pic of her in just her birthday suit :P
Math Guy - June 6, 2008, 1:25 am, #5132
h** Geek + Dirty School Girlish outfit + Badass Wolverine-Style Claw + 100 Balloons = Strangely alluring. Can i Have One? V_V
mauser98k - April 12, 2008, 10:40 pm, #1938
she used the Freddy Kreuger claws to pop all those balloons. she is adorable too.
Tom - April 7, 2008, 4:52 pm, #1705
What kind of malicious device is she wearing?


"GET HER" - Sometimes Your Plans Are Laced With Epic Fail




FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.


TAGS: neon mustang fail
Rating: 2.21/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:00 pm, #143677
It is a neon. I will put my 67 vet against it any day.


MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?


TAGS: jake day mustach choices
Rating: 3.79/5

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R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am, #179772
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am, #179748
You just need some of my moustache wax


REDNECK POWER MOWER -




GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

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lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm, #238827
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm, #236238
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am, #186480
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am, #186137
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm, #186126
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm, #186109

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm, #186100
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm, #186095
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am, #174482
drop bears? haha, nice.


Fairness -


TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.53/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm, #251702
Truth That Hurts .


TRUE FRIEND -




NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm, #244735
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm, #232919
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm, #232853
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am, #232819
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #241893
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm, #84763
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm, #84751
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am, #84710
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm, #180741
George poor dude...5/5


PARDON ME, - Do you have any Grey Poupon?


TAGS: grey poupon mustard
Rating: 4.29/5

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champ99 - April 27, 2011, 10:52 am, #217464
Great! Now make me a sammich. :)
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:05 am, #217462
Need you ask? Of course I have Grey Poupon!


TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.




GOZER THE TRAVELER -




DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




2009 IS KILLING ME -


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

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Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm, #155132
FUKCING AMSOME!!! 5L
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am, #125731
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am, #125730
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am, #125729
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am, #105562
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?


FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.


TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

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soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm, #223397
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm, #190899
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm, #190898
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm, #190870
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am, #190832

nice!


365 FOOLS -




JUSTIN BIEBER - Everyone stop making fun of her.


TAGS: justin bieber
Rating: 2.96/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:38 pm, #256506
Really... or it'll open a fresh can of wipe arse !


Nietzsche -


TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

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NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am, #19588
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am, #8968
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm, #3149
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: stab back lack of trust
Rating: 4.71/5

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autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:56 pm, #209078
Dammit Monkey! I wanted to vote! Love it!


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am, #211124
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am, #211116
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down


TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am, #220211
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am, #220206
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


BBQ -


TAGS: justme bbq
Rating: 3.57/5

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rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:24 pm, #221892

saw this i=one yesterday, on another site
THEBRAT - July 25, 2011, 6:33 am, #221861
I'd a said, favorite mans toys - BBQ's and wheels or Why buy a real BBQ with wheels when you can carry your groceries too...lol


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