Over 99697

Ust Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters

TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.

FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

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oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions

TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.

WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility

AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!

TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by MustyK

glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good ph**o!

Nietzsche -

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Doug

NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none

TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...

T R U S T - “Trust is like a vase. Once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”

TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.5/5

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justme - May 23, 2011, 2:06 pm
great poster 5l
rerun - May 22, 2011, 5:48 pm



TAGS: justice
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Soaps on a Rope from me.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 4:57 pm
If you watch the documenties on these jails a great deal of inmate relaps because life is so much better for them in Jail. Nothing to worry about other then getting up and who's doin who....


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!

MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club

TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am
LMFAO! This is gold!

KLUTZES - We all know one


TAGS: australia
Rating: 3/5
moooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:55 pm
That b**** was lying. baby murder rarely brings out the best in people.
LogicDude - June 10, 2009, 8:55 am
I heard a dingo ate your baby...
Jason dinAlt - June 10, 2009, 4:54 am
Backpacker murderers should be where kylie is, fires should be where giant spiders is, scorching desert should be where angry natives is, and dingos should be where the second N in NOTHING is.

Disenchantment -

TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5

THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE - Right behind that Mustang

TAGS: mustang bmw funny
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Arin Singh

CANADA - August 14, 2009, 12:28 pm
dude, if your trying to make your moped sound tough do it somewhere else
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:26 pm
you know why a moped is faster than a mustang? the moped will make it to the finish line without breaking first.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:24 pm
the mustangs are only out front b/c they get a head start. see those porsches in the back?
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:51 am
These are pretty enjoyable races.
The7thGuest - May 9, 2009, 8:13 am
I would actually like to know which race this was. Koni Challenge ain't half bad, eh, GT racing in general is awesome.
mustngsally - April 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Where it will remain

TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears

TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am
This is one of the best

JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won

TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

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Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!

GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !

TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am

WHIP IT - Whip it good

TAGS: you must whip it
Rating: 4.35/5

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aemergt - June 3, 2013, 8:32 pm
didn't read it all but it was cool that's why I made this comment and then I finish reading it.


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.

KARI BYRON - The reason I watch Mythbusters

TAGS: mythbusters
Rating: 3.01/5

More motifakes by Brian

spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:15 pm
who say a geek will always look b*** ugly...
Foggon - September 29, 2008, 3:02 pm
Lol Thehattinninja - did you find the pic? :P
thehattinninja - August 29, 2008, 10:34 pm
okay foggon thats great! just go ahead and tell this to the world!!! see if i care! *opens another tab in his browser and search's this* ...I... hate... you...
Foggon - June 26, 2008, 12:52 pm
Try doing an image search in Google with the parental controls turned off....nice pic of her in just her birthday suit :P
Math Guy - June 6, 2008, 1:25 am
h** Geek + Dirty School Girlish outfit + Badass Wolverine-Style Claw + 100 Balloons = Strangely alluring. Can i Have One? V_V
mauser98k - April 12, 2008, 10:40 pm
she used the Freddy Kreuger claws to pop all those balloons. she is adorable too.
Tom - April 7, 2008, 4:52 pm
What kind of malicious device is she wearing?


TAGS: whitney houston dead
Rating: 4.83/5

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krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 5:33 pm
I had no idea who she was until sunday...
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 12:22 pm
I'm delighted to see that all that w5rk is beginning to pay off. You almost had me. I'm here forever now; muhahahahaha... :)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 12:10 pm
Hahahaha 5o cruel

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same *** marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!

TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!

AUSTRALIANS - Only they would name a swimming pool After a prime minister Who drowned at sea.

TAGS: australia
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Grimnir - May 28, 2012, 1:23 pm
The mayor of Vancouver that asked for the 2010 Olympic winter games was in a wheelchair from skiing into a tree...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:39 pm
5 likes...made me chuckle

C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute

TAGS: c4 bunny mythbuster bomb suicide
Rating: 4.54/5

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Alixian - November 11, 2011, 6:45 am
exploding bunnies, pure awesome
fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:41 am
Mythbusters: Paying homage to Caddyshack :)



TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.



TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans

CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - Because a dozen roses is played out.

TAGS: crustacean
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by TheCatdaddyC

observingthisplanet - February 8, 2014, 11:43 am
What is THAT!!!
SteveFurlong - March 31, 2012, 3:07 pm
Why is it rated so low? I thought it was hilarious and so did my wife.
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:16 pm
Drizzle, I hope that's a BIG BOTTLE of shampoo !
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:46 pm
I have some shampoo that could help him with that...
Skeeter11766 - December 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Nothing says love like something from a triple sausage pizza induced nightmare.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 3:41 am
Looks like something that survived the Permian extinction.


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol



TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.



TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding

HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...

TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

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Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!

DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?

TAGS: australia australian kangaroo sidney cake
Rating: 4.28/5

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NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:12 am
thats true, in australia we ride emus

Australia -

TAGS: australia koala safe
Rating: 4.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:55 pm
Is that thing wearing a tie?
mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:22 pm
LOL! I LUV it when something cute and cuddly turns evil! I think its from all those nights of storytelling around the campfire when I was a kid! 5L


TRUST - Know where to place yours.

TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.

AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.

TAGS: australia challenge
Rating: 4.42/5

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ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:47 pm
Bushfires? What you need is some KY.
Kohnel - January 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
yeah we need some sort of a piping set up to move some of that water from the eastern states over here to werstern australia to put out our bushfires
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:29 pm
A WO2 I know in the Aussie Army told me that there hasn't been any flooding but rather, in light of recent droughts, the country was simply stockpiling water for future use and is now looking for reliable retention methods.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 8:09 am
the water is a recent thing. was twenty years of drought before that. but there is no place like home :)
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:34 am

n1 valkor. reminds me of Canada actually but with alot of water instead of snow.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 6:46 am
that we are.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:14 am
Aussies are a tough breed.


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.

CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.

TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."

COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down

TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.

WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.

TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones

KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.

ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.

LOVE - We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.83/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:45 pm
I have always loved this quote. 5L, good stuff
rerun - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm

excellent. Post this to motitwist as well.

JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.

TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.

DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal




:) -

TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!

JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.

TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.75/5

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zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am
Great movie.

PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.

TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!

"GET HER" - Sometimes Your Plans Are Laced With Epic Fail

FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.

TAGS: neon mustang fail
Rating: 2.21/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:00 pm
It is a neon. I will put my 67 vet against it any day.

MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?

TAGS: jake day mustach choices
Rating: 3.79/5

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R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am
You just need some of my moustache wax



TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

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lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.


Fairness -

TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .

NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...

TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)

105,426 -

TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5

PARDON ME, - Do you have any Grey Poupon?

TAGS: grey poupon mustard
Rating: 4.29/5

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champ99 - April 27, 2011, 10:52 am
Great! Now make me a sammich. :)
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:05 am
Need you ask? Of course I have Grey Poupon!


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm ph**o
Rating: 4.48/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!

TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.

Meanwhile In Australia -

TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.33/5

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ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

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Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?

FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.

TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

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soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am


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