Ust Demotivational Poster
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters
TRAVEL AUSTRALIA -
FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention
EPIC FACEPALM -
TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.
WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility
AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!
TRUE FRIENDSHIP -
CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.
PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...
TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...
T R U S T - “Trust is like a vase. Once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”
TRADING PLACES -
MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club
JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won
BACK TO THE FUTURE -
KLUTZES - We all know one
BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE - Right behind that Mustang
TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears
GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !
WHIP IT - Whip it good
LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -
ZOMBIE GNOMES -
FOR ALL -
MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.
KARI BYRON - The reason I watch Mythbusters
SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU -
1st Impressions -
ALL IN GOOD TIME -
DON'T TAKE CHANCES -
A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!
AUSTRALIANS - Only they would name a swimming pool After a prime minister Who drowned at sea.
C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute
PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.
JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.
POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU
HONEY, TRUST ME -
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - Because a dozen roses is played out.
KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.
CALLING MY EX -
OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -
THE TAXI RIDE -
IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!
A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -
HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...
DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?
RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.
JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.
TRUST - Know where to place yours.
AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
IMMIGRATION POLICY -
CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.
COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down
WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.
FEELING INADEQUATE? -
ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.
LOVE - We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie
JUST THINK -
CHANCES ARE -
GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -
MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -
JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.
PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.
"GET HER" - Sometimes Your Plans Are Laced With Epic Fail
FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.
MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?
REDNECK POWER MOWER -
GOT MOTIVATION? -
GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!
TRUE FRIEND -
GOZER THE TRAVELER -
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...
PARDON ME, - Do you have any Grey Poupon?
TODAY'S WEATHER -
TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.
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